In case you haven't heard, at the end of this year (2012), the world is supposed to end. Don't worry though. Book a room at Noah's Ark Hotel, and everything will be okay:
If you feel you need some chemical aid to help confess something in your life, head on down to the Honesty Inn and Pub. Before you know it, you'll be spilling all your beans. And while you're at it, go ahead and register yourself at the Good Daddy Parents School. Every kid deserves a Good Daddy:
Some like it hot, some like it cold, but at least you know how what temperature your lunch is going to be at the Pizza Hot:
Tourists who fail to heed the warning on this sign---Dancer Clief---may end up falling several hundred feet into a valley carved out by Sipi Falls.